It's only Tuesday?

The highlight of my day was accidentally walking in on my crush taking a piss.

You know when you see each other, just stare and time slows down and not because there is any sort of connection! But because you've just realised: "OH FUCK. I'm staring at him. He's staring at me. I am staring at him taking a piss. Quick shut the door. SHUT THE FUCKING DOOR. Oh shit, time is passing. Say something! ANYTHING!" Pretty much like Ross in friends when he comes on to his cousin...

Ross (thinking after just trying to kiss his cousin): Say something clever. Okay, doesn't have to be clever, it just has to be words. Any words will do. Oh my god! This is the longest that anyone has not talked, ever! There is nothing you can say to make this worse! So just say something! 

Ross (aloud): I haven't had sex in a very long time.

Ross (thinking): Yeah, you really shouldn't have said anything.

Made me laugh like a crazy woman all day. It's the little things in life.

The Bernard Bert